Every female is an actress; we convince others that we are happy when we want to cry, make a boy believe we are in love with them when we aren’t, and nine times out of ten when you lie to us we already know the truth.
Men always accuse us of “playing head games” and we deny it. In all honesty we should just own up to it because not only do we play games, we master them. Remember the commercials with the catchy song? “Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you!” Let me give you an example just to prove my point.
My best friend was dating a guy at home in New Jersey and after a break up he recently moved to Boca Raton. Naturally, as any loyal girlfriend would, I agreed to keep tabs on this fellow. Putting the master plan into action began with my roommate adding him on Facebook and starting some small talk. He asks her for her number (wrong move) and she gives him mine. So this guy thinks he is texting my roommate these past few weeks when all along he is texting me, his ex’s best friend…what a sucker. This is what I call a controlled situation.
This entire time the boy thinks he is high and mighty “playing” his game; texting my roommate trying to set up dates and turning around calling his ex in New Jersey saying how he misses her. How stupid does he look when she knows everything he has been texting her friend?
The power of Facebook allowed us to unleash our plan at the perfect moment so we could maximize his embarrassment. I laid it all out on the line for him on my best friend’s page, explaining how he had really been texting me under the impression he was texting Sara. Busted. You see boys, you think you know what we are up to but we are always two steps ahead. My words of advice for the opposite sex: never underestimate the power of a woman.
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